Hey kids!! Kid Karate here, don't forget, never talk to strangers, and never take sweets or anything from people you don't know. They may promise to take you somewhere special or that your mum or dad has asked them to take you home, but never go with them.
Always stay safe like me, and remember my little saying...

"Never go with strangers,
 Never take their sweets.
 Stay in well lit areas,
 When out along the streets"       

Enjoy the fun and competitions on our site and remember if you want to send some jokes or have any questions you can email me (kidkarate@eastmidlands-karate.co.uk) and i'll put it on the site as soon as i can.

TEACHER: Why are you late?

JOHN : Because of the sign.

TEACHER: What sign?

JOHN: The one that says, "School ahead, go slow."

How did the football pitch end up as a triangle ?



Somebody took a corner

What do you call a dear with no eyes?

No idea (no eyed dear)

What do you call a dear with no eyes and no legs?

Still no idea

What does a footballer and a magician have in common ?


Both do hat tricks !

Why don't polar bears eat penguins?

Because they can't get the wrapper off

Silly Questions

1) Does and invisible man have a shadow?

2) Why is it called a MISSile if it was made to hit things?

3) Why do round pizzas come in a square boxes?

4) Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

5) Why is abbreviation such a long word?

6) What is the speed of dark?

7) When someone says to you, "If I don't see you by then, have a nice Christmas". Does that also mean if they DO see you by then, you should have a lousy Christmas?

A man and a dog were going down the street. The man rode, yet walked. What was the dog's name?
Yet

What animal would you like to be on a cold day?
A little otter

Every morning the farmer had eggs for breakfast. He owned no chickens and he never got eggs from anyone else's chickens. Where did he get the eggs?
From his ducks

Have a safe and fun Christmas kids, be kind to your parents, and remember respect goes a long way. Next week we'll have a great competition.
Check out  the forum now for a great Simpsons quiz.
HERE
For each person that replies to the quiz Mr. and Mrs. Hutton will do 5 press ups, so get over there now and start replying.
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